Don't press The Red Button!
Now with less bugs!
It's low-fat!
Almost better than duct tape!
There's a mobile version!
Better than cake
It's random!
Om nom nom...
The cake is a lie!
We have experiments to run
There is research to be done
Hello! Hello! Hello!
You just keep on trying until you run out of cake
Not written in Rust! Yet...
"cheesecake" is a good password
Superfragilisticexpialidocious!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Tell your friends!
Three Toyota Corollas!
My name is Luke, and I like to party
Pools are perfect for holding water
Cool beans
Would you kindly...
Lv999
Now with more mayonnaise!
You're ten-ply, bud
Figure it out!
Pitter patter, let's get at 'er
And I suggest you let that one marinate
Made with Sublime Text!
The Bob Loblaw Law Blog
There's always money in the banana stand.
I've made a huge mistake.
Needs more green.
Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons
Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
Made with a large — not a small — gallon of sweet tea.
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Oh hi Mark
Lisa you're tearing me apart!
Denny, don't plan too much, it may not come out right!
Haha what a story Mark!
Well, actually...
Everything happens so much
Everything everywhere all at once
You can't forget what you haven't remembered!
The Game
We do not know who built the Silo.
We do not know why everything outside the Silo is as it is.
We do not know when it will be safe to go outside.
We only know that day is not this day.
Live and drink!
May the ground shake but the Six Day Stilt never tumble.
Keep your stick on the ice!
Remember, I'm pulling for ya. We're all in this together.
Powered by the handyman's secret weapon: duct tape
If it ain't broke, you're not trying.
And remember, this fix is only temporary, unless it works.
But you don't have to take my word for it 🌈
Let it rip
Every second counts
Rock and stone!
Cross the fog, to the Lands Between
Planet Schmanet, Janet
Science fiction, double feature
Room 237
if it sucks, hit da bricks
Malevolent Kitchen